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Pappu bada dukhi tha! 
Ek dost ne uss se poocha, “Kyu, tension mein ho?” 
Pappu: Yaar ek dost ko plastic surgery ke liye 3 lakh rupeey diye thay, ab sale ko peehchan nahi pa raha hoon!

Rubel: Woh ladki kitni sundar hai! 
Manik: Mujhe uska naam pata hai. 
Rubel: Kya naam hai uska? 
Manik: Wo ek Bank mein kaam karti hai, uske counter ke upar uska naam likha tha “CHAALU KHAATA”

Pappu : Aaj maine apne class ki sabse pyari larki ko phasa li.. 
Sohan : Woh kaisey? 
Pappu:class lagi thi.. Maine kagaz ka jahaz bana ke Pheinka. Jahaz teacher ke pass chala gaya. Us ne gussey se poocha yeh kiss ne pheinka? Maine us larki ka nam le liya or woh phas gaye bichari.

Preeto: Raat ko aap peeke gutter mein gir gaye the.
Banta: Kya bataoon, sub galat sangati ka asar hai, hum 4 dost… 1 bottle,
aur woh teeno kambhakt peeten nahin.

Frog: Tumhare paas dimaag nahin hai.
Santa: Hai.
Frog: Nahin hai.
Santa: Hai.
Frog: Nahin hai & jumps into the well.
Santa: Isme suicide karne waali kya baat thi.?

A lady asked Santa: LIPTON di chah hai?
Santa replied: Mainu ta nahi hai ji, tainu hai ta lipat ja…

Bhikari- sahab 20 rs do na, coffee peeni hai..

Santa- lekin coffee to 10 rs ki aati hai?

Bhikari- Meri girlfrnd bhi sath mai hai na.

 

Santa- Arey, Bhikari hokar tune girlfriend bana rakhi hai..

Bhikari- Nahi, gf ne hi mujhe bhikari banaya hai..

adki wale(ladke se): Beta kya kerte ho…?Ladka: jee, Chief administrator Hun.

Ladki wale (khush hokar): Kaun si company mein beta…?

Ladka: WhatsApp per 2 Groups aur Facebook per 3 Pages ka Admin hun..

Taj Mahal ko dekh kar
bola shahjahan ka pota..Taj Mahal ko dekh kar
bola shahjahan ka pota..

Aaj apna bhi bank balance hota
Agar dada aashiq na hota!

 

Admin ke hath mein naya phone dekhkarDost bola:
Naya phone kab kharida?

Admin: naya nahin hai, girfriend ka hai!

Dost: Girlfriend ka phone kyun le aaya!

Admin:
Roj kehti thi, mera phone nahin uthate, Aaj mauka mila.. Utha laaya…

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